[Unswydd]

Little Johnny is wise way beyond his years!


Little Johnny is at it again



A teacher in Chicago asked her 6th grade class how many of them were

Obama fans… Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be

liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands

except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided

to be Different... again.



Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'



The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'



Johnny said, 'Because I'm a conservative.'



The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little Johnny answered, 'Well ,

My Mom's a conservative and my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a

conservative.'



The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what

would that make you?'



With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama

fan.'



I always liked Little Johnny.

[LaRemnant]

Once, when I was in the First Grade, we were all sitting around the chalk board, and the teacher wrote the word "DID", and then called me out to use a sentence with the word "DID" in it...

So, I asked: "Mrs. Smith, DID you pee your pants?" Needless to say, I got put in time out but everybody had a really good laugh (which I was proud of BTW), with the pointing of fingers too! (in the kid world, that is the worst!) I remember thinking how stupid it was to put me in time out, because it's not like I cussed, or whatever. In my little first grade mind, I thought she totally overreacted.

[crashdive123]

Originally Posted by LaRemnant

Once, when I was in the First Grade, we were all sitting around the chalk board, and the teacher wrote the word "DID", and then called me out to use a sentence with the word "DID" in it...

So, I asked: "Mrs. Smith, DID you pee your pants?" Needless to say, I got put in time out but everybody had a really good laugh (which I was proud of BTW), with the pointing of fingers too! (in the kid world, that is the worst!) I remember thinking how stupid it was to put me in time out, because it's not like I cussed, or whatever. In my little first grade mind, I thought she totally overreacted.

I'll bet she about did when you said that.