[Celticwarrior]

Congrats then, Olga the 7 foot ex-KGB agent is probably on her way to your house as we speak! I am sure that once you wake up from the Rufees in some government underground facillity, you will see it was all for the greater good.

Nice knowing ya.

[higgy]

Originally Posted by LaRemnant

Well, it seems this website is brand new cuz there are like hardly NO CHICKS! So everyone PLEASE share this site with other forums you may be a member in and tell others to do so likewise! WOOT

I didn't have any problem findin a new sweety at that site. We plan on gettin married next Friday.

[countrygirl]

Wow.

That is all I have to say. No wait. I am a woman, so that is NEVER ALL I have to say!

You really don't give us gals that much credit to my way of thinking. That could be why you are having a problem getting a gal that would put up with your long trecks into the woods. I mean- seriously boys, there are not very many women that think this stuff is cool, let alone think you are sane for believing in Bigfoot. But you might get lucky and find a woman that can fit the bill.

The perfect woman for a survivalist will/can:

Eat grubs or whatever else you find to cook
Doesn't mind going a few days without washing her hair
Won't use her gun on you and blame it on PMS
Likes to shop at Bass Pro and Cabelas, etc.
Can gut and skin any animal you kill
Can make love on a tree log...


Well, that's a start anyway. Not sure where you are going to find one of those. Good luck. Now find that and be attractive- only if the it can go both ways. If you are just fugly, then she might not go for that and the whole out in the woods thing too. Might rather snuggle up to a bear.

[stairman]

Lots of earthy girls out there that may not be into survival, but are into backpacking and primitive camping. Your still living out of a bugout bag so whats the difference. Out there is where you can show off some of your other skills that might make her dig you even more. Ive seen countless times where one guy was with 2 girls. They may have all just been friends who knows. Alot of the females have more hair on there legs and armpits than normal. College towns seem to have alot of these outdoor types. You can always put an intro on one of the computer services. I wouldnt mention survival but instead treking with backpack and sleeping bag as interests. Good Luck! Oh if you can play an instrument thats a big plus.

[Celticwarrior]

Originally Posted by countrygirl

Wow.

That is all I have to say. No wait. I am a woman, so that is NEVER ALL I have to say!

You really don't give us gals that much credit to my way of thinking. That could be why you are having a problem getting a gal that would put up with your long trecks into the woods. I mean- seriously boys, there are not very many women that think this stuff is cool, let alone think you are sane for believing in Bigfoot. But you might get lucky and find a woman that can fit the bill.

The perfect woman for a survivalist will/can:

Eat grubs or whatever else you find to cook
Doesn't mind going a few days without washing her hair
Won't use her gun on you and blame it on PMS
Likes to shop at Bass Pro and Cabelas, etc.
Can gut and skin any animal you kill
Can make love on a tree log...


Well, that's a start anyway. Not sure where you are going to find one of those. Good luck. Now find that and be attractive- only if the it can go both ways. If you are just fugly, then she might not go for that and the whole out in the woods thing too. Might rather snuggle up to a bear.

Actually I give women a lot of credit. However, I still believe ol' fuzzy chin Olga there is what LaRemnant will get on that site. I've dated lots of women that love the woods, enjoy camping and hiking, can start fires without lighters and a ton of lighter fluid, can identify wildlife, etc. and they are generally very pretty and don't have armpit hair that requires braiding.

The site he linked has 8 "women" listed. 8. Total. And from what I showed him, at LEAST 3 of those are 'bots, or some form of Russian hooker link, or some other less than above-board choice. Of the remainder, 2 more have no information other than a username and purported age, and one doesn't even have a pic. Of the others, one is using a pic that I believe is Avril Lavigne. So...forgive my skepticism about finding "twu wuv" (as the bishop on Princess Bride called it! LOL) on that particular site. I meant nothing specific about female survivalists, nor present company CG.


(And ... are you saying Bigfoot ISN'T real??? {pout-pout})

[crazydave]

ron hoods did okay with his missus, no idea where she plugs her hair tongs in though

[Mac]

Originally Posted by Celticwarrior

Congrats then, Olga the 7 foot ex-KGB agent is probably on her way to your house as we speak!

freaking hilarious...

Originally Posted by higgy

freaking hilarious...

Originally Posted by Celticwarrior

I've dated lots of women.....

freaking hilarious...

[carolina168181]

There is another website-www.fitness-singles.com that has more outdoorsy folk there.

[LaRemnant]

Ahh man, nobody is even checking my profile out on BOTH sites...

It must be my picture LOL

[carolina168181]

I reviewed your profile,LR.

I suggest more photos,your essay is good

How about volunteering with the Boy Scouts and teaching them survival skills?
I'm *sure* there are some single moms out there,with their sons, in the Scouts..just a suggestion