[LaRemnant]

Hey, I thought this would be interesting to share. Someone just e-mailed this to me and I laughed at first but hey, maybe someone here might find the love of their life after joining LOL. I just hope I don't find a woman who's hairy, picks things up with her toes and lives in a tree like the movie Without a Paddle!

Survivalist Singles

[Celticwarrior]

Originally Posted by LaRemnant

Hey, I thought this would be interesting to share. Someone just e-mailed this to me and I laughed at first but hey, maybe someone here might find the love of their life after joining LOL. I just hope I don't find a woman who's hairy, picks things up with her toes and lives in a tree like the movie Without a Paddle!

Survivalist Singles

So, what do you write for a pick up line? "Hey baby, what's your knife? I have a great collection of "multi-tools" back at my place, you wanna come up and see 'em sometime?"

How do you ask her to marry you? "Oh honey, there's only one tree-hugging, Euro-furry woman I want to cuddle with in a debris hut! Marry me?"

Or the wedding vows would be a hoot: "Do you promise to love, honor and cherish until TSHTF, for richer or poorer, in pandemic plague and nuclear disaster, so long as you both shall survive TEOTWAWKI?"

[Woodsman]

I wish that was around before I got married, ummm I mean what a great site for you single guys.

[LaRemnant]

CW! LOL You dork. That made me laugh out loud! Yeah the possibilities for one liners are endless!

Tell her you were out observing animals in nature to see if you could learn from them and a couple of jack rabbits were acting VERY peculiar... so you wanted to try something new...

Or... you ask her, you want to see my woody spoonin'?

Oh man, you're going to get me in TROUBLE!

[Celticwarrior]

You could go all romantic and tell her:
"You know, wolves mate for life? I think I'm falling for Ya-ooooooooo!"

[LaRemnant]

Originally Posted by Celticwarrior

You could go all romantic and tell her:
"You know, wolves mate for life? I think I'm falling for Ya-ooooooooo!"

HAHHAHA That would probably get old quick. I don't think she would like me scenting her with the odor of my urine... or would she?

[Celticwarrior]

Dunno, depends on if she is a fan of Bear Grylls. I think that guy has a serious fetish problem with things like that.

[LaRemnant]

Well, it seems this website is brand new cuz there are like hardly NO CHICKS! So everyone PLEASE share this site with other forums you may be a member in and tell others to do so likewise! WOOT

[Celticwarrior]

Gotta tell ya though, the chicks that are posted there look
a) way too hot to be posting there
and
b) have the same "locations": manhatten/NY, AL, United States

and are apparently amazons: their heights are 6' 2", 6' 3" and 7' 10"!!!

Do I detect a 'bot adding fake chicks to that site???

[LaRemnant]

Originally Posted by Celticwarrior

Do I detect a 'bot adding fake chicks to that site???

Hhmm, that IS strange now that I think about it. RATS, I just listed all kinds of info on me. Hhmm, maybe CIA? Could be. You never know, seriously. And who the crap wants a 7 ft tall chick bouncing up and down on there 'foraged hickory nuts'!!??

Maybe it is a website intended to collect info on us kindza peeps?